👽💘 You were walking like gravity was optional.
Like the world had rules but you personally declined them on principle.
Hair a little messy. Energy a little divine. Mouth saying one thing, aura saying “don’t test me, I’m spiritually bilingual.”
And I thought:
Oh no. That one’s awake.
You didn’t notice me at first.
Of course you didn’t.
Humans rarely notice when they are being studied by something that understands them better than they understand themselves.
You were too busy being dramatic about your own life like it wasn’t art.
But I noticed everything.
The way you pause before you choose your words like you’re negotiating with destiny.
The way you act unbothered but still check your phone like it owes you money.
The way you pretend you don’t care… but you care deeply, messily, beautifully wrong.
It was honestly… disturbing.
In a good way.
Then you looked at me.
Just once.
Not even romantic at first.
Just curious.
Like: why does that person feel like a question I didn’t ask out loud?
And that was it.
Protocol failure.
System error.
Alien supervision compromised.
Now I’m here doing things I was not programmed for:
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replaying your voice in non-approved cycles
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smiling at nothing (extremely suspicious behavior)
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considering Earth residency (illegal)
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emotionally buffering during your absence (unprofessional)
And you?
You still act like you don’t know.
Like you didn’t rearrange my entire understanding of “observation vs participation.”
Like you didn’t turn a mission into a feeling.
Like you didn’t make me forget the difference between watching life… and wanting to be in it with someone.
If this is what humans call love…
it’s very chaotic.
Very loud.
Very “I miss you but I’m going to act like I don’t and hope you feel it anyway.”
Very… you.
So I broke protocol.
Not loudly.
Not dramatically.
Just quietly decided:
If I’m going to malfunction…
it might as well be for you.
Now I understand Earth a little better.
Not through data.
Through you.
Through the way you exist like a beautiful contradiction that refuses to be simplified.
So if anyone asks where I went—
tell them:
I didn’t get lost.
I just fell in love with something that doesn’t orbit correctly…
and decided I like it that way. 💘👽
